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Fvonny's 6

2026-04-01T05:35:51Z

Kjolt: Created page with "Category:Servers Fvonny's 6 was a short-lived vanilla server following Fvonny's 5. It was so uneventful that it took until this very fucking moment to get a page and that is frankly so sad it will draw a tear to an eye."

[[Category:Servers]]
[[Fvonny's 6]] was a short-lived vanilla server following [[Fvonny's 5]]. It was so uneventful that it took until this very fucking moment to get a page and that is frankly so sad it will draw a tear to an eye.

Religious Figures

2025-12-18T23:05:39Z

Kjolt:

[[Category:Terms]]
Throughout the history of the Minecraft servers, there have been a handful of religious deities given presence in texts and monuments in their image. This page aims to summarize all of them in one place.

==Console==
The oldest common belief system of the servers was that of the divine power of Consolism, or the Console deity. Consolism was widely followed in the oldest servers, with it less popular in more contemporary servers. Consolism is derived from the powers of the server console, as it was believed small boons and rewards could be attained by expressing piety in text chat, such as praying for rain.

==Puscina Diva==
Puscina Diva (Divine Pushkina) was the national personification of the city of Pushkino. She ruled over Law and War, and a temple in the Roman District was dedicated to her.

==Mund==
Personification of the current server, whatever that server may be. He is associated with blood, ruins, and objective truth. The tenets of Mundism are intended to prevent the death of the server due to inactivity, and to give meaning and history to things within the world. Mund hates inactive players and factions especially, and dutiful followers should endeavor to remove such nuisances from his sight.

Mund is pleased when players interact. Mund is pleased when a specific item gains symbolic value to multiple players. Mund is ecstatic when insignificant places gain meaning, such as when a secluded base is subjected to vigorous assault.

Mund is displeased when players isolate themselves. Mund is displeased when unsubstantiated claims are given credence. Mund is displeased when excessive misery is inflicted. Mund despises when inactive players claim ownership of anything, as if they still have a stake in the world.

==Greasoids==
Across the servers since the debut of Gresus Goldtooth, plenty of similar beings have been depicted, known commonly as greasoids since the creation of the Radiant Greasoid. The correlation between them is uncertain beyond appearance and always being designed by Kjolt947, and their symbolism is often just as vague. Similarly designed items known as critters appear in the mod Bathroom Blocks from the same creator, though they are currently useless.

A more recent, extensive page about greasoids is available on [https://kjolt.wiki/index.php/Critter Kjolt Wiki].

===Gresus Goldtooth===
Gresus Goldtooth is a god of war and the lord and saviour of [[Cranopolis]] on [[Fvonny's 4]]. His monument, located outside of the KJ Biggin, was comprised notably of amethyst, gold, and ever-burning netherrack inside his hollow chest. He appears as a somewhat humanoid warrior carrying a golden club, with two golden beady eyes. Originally, this depiction was of Jesus Christ until lord flufyking descended from above and changed the monument's label to "gresus goldtooth our lord and saviour".

===Radiant Greasoid===
This figure appears atop a fountain from [[Slimlind]], originally as the centerpiece in a small temple before it was outshined and destroyed. It looks strikingly similar to Gresus Goldtooth, albeit smaller and made of sandstone, hence originating the term "greasoid" to refer to these sorts of entities.

===Bigga Sprucehead===
Yet another among plenty of obscure deities portrayed by Kjolt947, this time on [[PrikPack v16]]. Bigga Sprucehead appears as a relatively simplistic and flat greasoid made from cobblestone, with buggy eyes formed by spruce logs. It wears shoulder pads and gloves made from spruce slabs as well as holding a single torch inside its torso. Its statue was built in Tianchao and its symbolism is unknown.

===Megamaggotron===
Akin to past statue depictions by Kjolt947, Megamaggotron is a tall eldritch figure made of dripstone with prominent features such as spikes, a jack o' lantern at the core of its body, and a copper block embedded in its forehead. Between its legs lies a single oak door, but it is unknown if this was intentional or vandalism. It appeared on the short-lived Fvonny's 6.

===Melondia===
Melondia is a goddess of [[Melondeau]], Kjolt947's homeland from [[Minecraft Attack]]. She possesses four legs, two arms, a torso with several holes and a horned skull with three eyes. Her monument is also comprised entirely of melon (save for one shroomlight in her center eye). Outside of her temple of worship, two signs describe her as "Great Melondia, goddess of Melondeau's splendor" reflecting Melondeau's integrity to [[L'Empire de la Citroye]]'s agriculture.

An item called a Splendor Critter appears in the mod Bathroom Blocks, bearing an undeniable resemblance to Melondia. Its advancement title furthers the connection between the two.

===Melonfreund===
Melonfreund is a deity depicted in statue form in [[Kjahog Gruppel]], Kjolt947's settlement from [[Overlords 2]]. Similar to Melondia, this entity's statue is made from melons and features solid luminous blocks. It has multiple legs (3 as opposed to Melondia's 4), is trimmed with warped planks and sports a crown made from polished rock salt which glows at night (due to a redstone lamp powered by a daylight sensor). It is unknown what symbolism Melonfreund serves, but their name is an amalgamation of "Melondia" and "Freund". IN GERMAN, the latter means "friend".

==Gallery==

<gallery>
File:Puscina diva.png|Statue of Puscina Diva
File:Temple mundoz.png|Mundoz Temple
</gallery>

Cran-Arvid Feud

2025-08-30T05:53:04Z

Kjolt:

[[Category:Conflicts]]
[[File:Cran-Arvid_Destruction.png|400px|thumb|The resulting destruction of the bloody feud. Kjolt947's house (on the left) completely destroyed. Arvid's house (on the right) with tank shell holes in it.]]

The Cran-Arvid Blood Feud was a relatively long and persistent conflict in [[PrikPack v14]], which happened exclusively in [[The Slums]]. The main actors were Kjolt947 and tundra_lord.

==Initial Conflict==
From the point of view of tundra_lord: ''"I don't believe anyone remembers, but I think the conflict started when Kjolt947 either trespassed, insulted, or even simply punched me. I must have slain him - and in return I must have been slain by one of the officers."''.

However, Kjolt947 has a very different, although concise view: ''"His fault."''.

===Beginning of Tension===
[[File:Tundra_lord's_house.png|200px|thumb|tundra_lord's damaged house, after several tank shells.]]

User tundra_lord was determined to set the score straight with Kjolt947 after continued harassment. His gear was said to be wrongfully taken from him, his bed had been destroyed and his house damaged by Wikaros' tank for the slaying of Kjolt947. tundra_lord soon would become disillusioned with the authority in the Slums, obeying it less and less.

===The Battle for Stolen Gear===
After tundra_lord was killed by the military, his gear was given to Kjolt947. tundra_lord was reset to spawn due to his bed being destroyed. He traveled back on foot arduously. He then made a hidden base as a fallback. He cultivated resources for a new set of gear, and prepared to kill Kjolt947 once again with the purpose of retrieving his stolen gear.

As he came into the city he announced that Kjolt947 had stolen gear. Immediately spotting Kjolt947 right in front of him, tundra_lord hastily drew his musket, fired, drew his second musket, fired again. He then charged Kjolt947 with his sword, striking and killing him. He then picked up his items and used flint and steel to burn the items he could not carry. A bystander, bcfoss, stated that it was ''"very quick and professional"''. tundra_lord did not sustain any injuries during this attack, despite Kjolt947 firing twice. The duration of this attack is estimated to be a very short 5 seconds, including the looting. This attack destined the conflict to continue trivially.

Kjolt947 re-spawned and tundra_lord repeatedly commanded him with increasing force to sit down in a wooden boat that he had placed on the ground. He then commanded Kjolt947 to float down the river, which he did. The boat crashed into the bridge downstream and broke.

===The Attempted Peace ===

The victor of the last skirmish, tundra_lord, returned most of Kjolt947's non-stolen gear and proposed the benevolent exchange of gifts between him and Kjolt947 as a show of understanding. This was the beginning of an attempted truce.
It was agreed between the two parties that tundra_lord should give 24 bronze ingots, whereas Kjolt947 should give two stacks of bread (128). However, during the exchange tundra_lord noticed that Kjolt only gave one stack of bread split into two (64), and tried to pass it off as two full stacks. tundra_lord did not act on this, and instead merely remarked on it and let it go, albeit with mistrust.

This was the closest to a settled score the two parties would ever get.

===Breakdown in Peace===

''"The devil shivers when a nice guy loses his temper." - Kjolt947, hours before the explosion.''

Kjolt947 schemed a plan, the only goal being: spiteful revenge. One rainy night, tundra_lord was walking along the streets, only to be murdered by Kjolt. He looted his corpse yet again, never to return his gear. tundra_lord then resolved to no longer be trivially murdered at every turn, he would retaliate majorly.

[[File:Slum_Fort_Ruins.png|300px|thumb|The result of 16 TNT explosions in Kjolt947's house.]]
The final straw had been reached. Drastic measures were in place, and massive plans were in the making. Intricate tunnels were dug by tundra_lord, and resources were being gathered. He wanted to strike Kjolt947 down to ensure he could never wreak havoc again.

He traveled once again to [[The Slums]] with more gear. He tried to kill Kjolt947 outside of the city bounds, but again was intervened by the Emperor flufyking. He lost his gear again.
tundra_lord discarded his more intricate plans in favor of a simple and destructive plan: bomb Kjolt947's house to smithereens. He brought about 16 blocks of TNT and placed them in Kjolt947's house, before lighting it up. All that was left of Kjolt947's house was a hole in the ground, though several blocks and items remained on the floor after the chests were demolished.

==Consequences==
[[File:Arvid_KOS.png|400px|thumb|tundra_lord being declared outlaw and kill-on-sight.]]

The consequence of such a heavy battle in [[The Slums]] was that it created a great deal of entropy and chaos. Kjolt947 rage-quit many times. Many players simply did not want to be around [[The Slums]] during the battles. User jusipat fled his home in [[The Slums]] and eventually constructed a fortress known as [[Fort Nite]], which would become an independant state. tundra_lord was to be killed whenever spotted by any loyalists of the empire. tundra_lord's house was looted of all it's resources. Eventually Cflip_ and Kjolt947 moved moved out of [[The Slums]] as well. Though Cflip_ would eventually return.

=Secondary Engagements=
Following the main cycle of violence, there were also numerous smaller conflicts that compounded during this period.
==Notable Skirmishes==
During the feud, there were many smaller skirmishes which were relatively inconsequential to the resulting outcome of the feud. Most of the skirmishes were simple blood-thirsty brawls occurring in the streets of [[The Slums]], and concluding with military action exclusively against tundra_lord. However, there are some skirmishes which are considered unique.
===Further Conflict===
tundra_lord gathered approximately 6 full stacks (384) saplings, and placed them on a flat grass area in the front of Kjolt947's base. Bone-meal was then used to accelerate the growth of the saplings. Kjolt947 would soon burn them down. During Kjolt947's burning of the trees, he also burned down user Cflip_'s blimp while he was offline. This event is known as [[The_Slums#Airship_Scuffle|The Airship Scuffle]]. It is unclear whether the blimp was burned down on purpose or not. Either way, Kjolt947 was punished by Cflip_.

==Tank Dodging==
During one of the many fights between tundra_lord and Kjolt947, the military was mobilized with the purpose of killing tundra_lord and destroying his bed with tank shells. The tank, being operated by Wikaros, was in the process of attempting to explosively mutilate tundra_lord, but due to the low accuracy and ammunition count, tundra_lord was able to out-maneuver the shells multiple times before the tank redirected fire to tundra_lord's house, destroying his bed. Whilst being fired upon by Kjolt947 and simultaneously targeted by the tank, tundra_lord was able to safely hide underneath the tank without being crushed, and away from line of sight without fear of being disemboweled by a large shell.

==Controversy==
In the end, Kjolt947 was allowed to scavenge hours of resources from tundra_lord with the help of the empire, making Kjolt947 the victor of the feud. If not for the emperor, however, tundra_lord would likely have won the feud due to the combat and resource advantage over Kjolt947. It is undisputed fact that Kjolt947 was only able to kill tundra_lord with the help of the empire or poison. The empire was also involved in other controversies like [[The_Slums#The "Military Exercise"|The Emperor's Inaction of The Famous "Military Exercise"]].

File:Bastard.png

2025-02-01T00:01:35Z

Kjolt:

HOW TO DELETE FILE UPLOADED TO THE WRTONG FUCKING WIKI

2022-10-20T22:20:27Z

Kjolt:

[[Category:Servers]]
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Fvonny's 2 was a vanilla Minecraft server active throughout the late sprite and/or early summer of 2020. This server remained peaceful during its runtime, with players all building their houses near spawn and not engaging in any conflict. Despite the lack of conflict, there were a few notable memes to come out of this server, such as the [https://youtu.be/MIp3kooBVUc Hunt for the Red Creeper] and the leaf spleef rage video.

This short-lived peaceful server took place in a small town area built around an inland body of water in a forest biome. Players jusipat and cflip_ lived farthest into the forest, jusipat having a large wooden house and cflip_ one integrated into a hill. Nearby the river was Wikaros' fortress, and in the middle of the pond lied the infamous leaf spleef. Closer to the ocean, Zalaxii had a small wooden house on the beach that would later be neighbored by the second incarnation of Fortress W when Wawful947 gave in to peer pressure and joined.

2022-05-04T02:05:40Z

Kjolt:

Melondeau

2022-05-04T02:03:03Z

Kjolt:

2022-01-06T23:18:27Z

Kjolt: clas

[[Category:Nations]]
[[Category:Fvonny's 5]]
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'''Niuhai''' (Chinese: 牛海) was one of the first bases established on the [[Fvonny's 5]] server.

== Geography ==
Niuhai is located within a forest which is surrounded by a river and a nearby jungle.

== Structures ==
=== Sea of Cows ===
The Sea of Cows is the namesake of Niuhai and its major attraction. It was made to provide a source of leather for Cflip_'s enchanting bookshelves, and would continue to provide food. The cow pit was later relocated under Casa D'Starwarsfan, and during the late days of the server it was expanded back to its original location.

Due to fear of incoming attacks in Niuhai and nearby regions, all of Niuhai's resources were either destroyed or relocated into the fort in [[Collinebourg]]. The cow pit was left with two cows, minimizing the chance of a plunderer getting free food while still leaving enough cows to repopulate the pit. After the raid in Casa D'Starwarsfan, Cflip_ discovered that only one cow remained in the pit.

=== The Cabin ===
After Niuhai had persevered through the ongoing wars with Kjolt and tundra_lord, Cflip_ decided to built a new cabin in an empty space next to the river. Although it was originally meant to just be an extra building, Cflip_ eventually moved in to the cabin.

=== Casa D'Starwarsfan ===
Casa D'Starwarsfan is a villager resort built in the centre of Niuhai during the days before the war with Kjolt. Casa D'Starwarsfan became the official name of Kjolt's home, but was originally dubbed as Town Hall (Level 9) by him, a reference to the popular mobile game Clash of Clans. The house was demolished and erased from Niuhai completely, leaving space for a new building.

Moving villagers into the complex was one of the most grueling tasks done on Fvonny's 5. Cflip_ put lots of effort into relocating villagers through the Nether to populate the building. At some point, a raid was started near the village and all of the doors were left open, leading to the death of all of Casa D'Starwarsfan's inhabitants.

Niuhai

2022-01-06T18:53:47Z

Kjolt:

Kjolibope

2021-12-17T15:17:26Z

Kjolt:

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Kjolibope is Kjolt947’s independent settlement on [[Fvonny’s 5]]. It was founded after he had rebelled against Italy for shifting the blame of many travesties unto him. As of its conception all the way to December 16th, it only consisted of a torched cave system within a savanna mountain housing basic supplies and a nether portal. It is currently being expanded into a series of houses and farms available for the public to visit, following the newfound peace between both nations.
[[Category:Fvonny’s 5]]
[[Category:Nations]]