Cran Odorization Incident

After multiple drives home during which he farted and stunk up the car, on February 22nd, 2026, Cran was pressed on the issue while driving back from another movie night. He admitted to being the culprit and farting when necessary. A heated debate followed, and as a result our driver, passionate about the fierce feud, was not able to maintain a stable path along the highway. The cops briefly pulled over the vehicle and order was quickly restored. It is not known whether these farting incidents will continue and what chaos this may intice in the future.