Thirty-Seconds War
The Thirty-Seconds War was a military campaign fought on the PrikPack v5 server between the Kingdom of the West and the Kingdom of the East. The name of this war originates by the way the war was fought, epitomizing the worst-case scenario "techno-god" playstyle ever witnessed on all of the servers, debatably even more worse so than methods used of the Great Dirt War. Players joestanly04 and flufyking demolished days of work created by numerous Western players in less than a minute, using still yet to be banned Destruction Catalysts.
Beginning of Conflict
The two Kingdoms of the East and West had been rivals for sometime, this rivaly eventually boiled over into full-blown war over a fallout between officergogo and joestanly04 at the bridge connecting the two nations across the Xysar River. joestanly04 struck down officergogo with an atomic disassembler, rapidly killing him. This began the conflict.
Conflict
Eastern forces flew westward from the river Xysar, reaching the nobel617's notably large keep in a matter of seconds. The settlement was bombarded from the air with disassemblers, shredding the keep with narrow and deep incisions. bcfoss may have attempted to reinforce, but the battle was lost and the large keep scoured before he had even left his territory.
Eastern forces next flew to bcfoss's keep where they demanded his immediate surrender. bcfoss refused and his keep was summarily razed.
Server Death
Dirt Warfare was probably pursued by Western players, probably unsuccessfully. This may have been the war in which spawn was sealed in obsidian.
| Thirty Seconds War | |||||||||
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| Part of PrikPack v5 | |||||||||
 Image taken before the war, in the Kingdom of the East's royal throne room. | |||||||||
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| Combatants | |||||||||
| Kingdom of the East | Kingdom of the West | ||||||||
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| jusipat | nobel617 | ||||||||
| Casualties | |||||||||
| 0 deaths | uncountable deaths | ||||||||